Good advice for my fellow Jersey drivers

After spending a good deal of time yesterday on Routes 287, 78, and 80 in New Jersey, I have the following announcement:


IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE GAS PEDAL, GET OFF OF MY ROAD.


And let's not forget the Click and Clack (the Tappet brothers') rule, which is:

DRIVE NOW, TALK LATER.

Corollary:

MAYBE YOU'D DRIVE BETTER WITH THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR KEISTER.

This has been a public service announcement from Arafel.