DW ramble

[moonwise]

Dear Zhang He,

We have had a very stressful time these days, since we've had to fight a couple times at that mountain level with the nasty spikes. The game had so far refused to cough up one of your better weapons, and it showed. I had to be less wussy and put the difficulty on normal, and you got your ass kicked this morning. It doesn't help that you don't have a good crowd-clearing move like Sun Shang Xiang. So we went and fought with Sun Ce for a while and then you got your Steel Claw, and that made the next sally into the mountains a lot easier, especially against that old geezer on the horse. After that round, Liu Bei almost got you, but we kicked his ass even though three of your bodyguards got iced. Now you have your nice Peacock Claw, and I'm very proud of you, so go find yourself a nice soldier boy and enjoy yourself.

Lurve,

Me.

Comments

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Maybe the soldier boy will be a new bodyguard! Reuse and recycle!

>^..^

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It'll be kind of like McGreevey and the Israeli guy. "I have a job for youuuuu...."

Well...

[rydain]

...I just didn't feel quite right fighting without my beeYOOtiful Peacock Claw. My bad hair day didn't help matters either, and I was also wearing my old sashes because Xu Zhu spilled wine on my favorite set and I had to take them to the cleaners'. How completely un-fabulous. And did I mention that my butterfly barrette was beginning to get tarnished? All is better now, of course...

-Zhang He

Re: Well...

[arafel.livejournal.com]

*DIES*