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moonwiseWe had the original book in high school.. and we had our favorites.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of you nose.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of you nose.
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Date: 2001-09-09 06:06 am (UTC)He loved it so much, he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. At the funeral, when the man said "dust to dust," some people laughed, so the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he said, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven, with a gun."
I also liked the one about Hambone and Flippy, and the one about nude opera...
Funny stuff.