(no subject)
Sep. 3rd, 2003 10:59 amI would be a kittycat.
Cats can stay in bed on cold rainy mornings and blink sleepily at the stupid humans who are getting out of bed instead of doing the reasonable thing and staying curled up in the blankets.
If I were a cat, I could just roll over and curl up a different way when faced with an immediate crisis. That, or ask for a tummy rub.
I could eat when I liked, sleep when I liked, and if I were upset, I could express my displeasure by throwing up on the bed.
Drinking out of the toilet bowl would be my primary concern.
Meow.
Cats can stay in bed on cold rainy mornings and blink sleepily at the stupid humans who are getting out of bed instead of doing the reasonable thing and staying curled up in the blankets.
If I were a cat, I could just roll over and curl up a different way when faced with an immediate crisis. That, or ask for a tummy rub.
I could eat when I liked, sleep when I liked, and if I were upset, I could express my displeasure by throwing up on the bed.
Drinking out of the toilet bowl would be my primary concern.
Meow.
no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 09:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 10:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 10:06 am (UTC)My sole purpose would be to rest up so I could...play and still keep resting up.
I'd be loved unconditionally by the humans around me.
no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 12:26 pm (UTC)I wanna come back as a cat. Either that or a top racing stallion. I'll retire (as long as I'm a winner AND can produce babies) by age five (at the earliest, I think) and spend the rest of my time screwing my life away. WHEEE!
no subject
Date: 2003-09-03 04:39 pm (UTC)>^..^
no subject
Date: 2003-09-06 07:37 pm (UTC)My cat just have disappeared a week ago. Probably some coyotes had good dinner. I do not want to end up like that...