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Sep. 3rd, 2003 10:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonwiseI would be a kittycat.
Cats can stay in bed on cold rainy mornings and blink sleepily at the stupid humans who are getting out of bed instead of doing the reasonable thing and staying curled up in the blankets.
If I were a cat, I could just roll over and curl up a different way when faced with an immediate crisis. That, or ask for a tummy rub.
I could eat when I liked, sleep when I liked, and if I were upset, I could express my displeasure by throwing up on the bed.
Drinking out of the toilet bowl would be my primary concern.
Meow.
Cats can stay in bed on cold rainy mornings and blink sleepily at the stupid humans who are getting out of bed instead of doing the reasonable thing and staying curled up in the blankets.
If I were a cat, I could just roll over and curl up a different way when faced with an immediate crisis. That, or ask for a tummy rub.
I could eat when I liked, sleep when I liked, and if I were upset, I could express my displeasure by throwing up on the bed.
Drinking out of the toilet bowl would be my primary concern.
Meow.
