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Mar. 14th, 2003 12:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moonwiseI'm feeling exceptionally pleased with myself today. This is why.
1. Got to the library FIRST and reclaimed MY SPOT from the other woman, who gave me a sidelong glance as I cheerfully typed away. I was so thrilled that I listened to "Kick Your Ass" by Zorak about five times.
2. Last night on my way home there was this jerk who was right up my ass all the way through Belle Meade, to the point where I couldn't see his taillights. A little judicious tapping of the brake failed to get this buttmunch to back off and I couldn't go any faster thanks to a pokey Pontiac and a boogermobile (aka minivan) up ahead. So when 206 split into two lanes, I called upon Passat power and did this incredibly stupid slalom move where I took Mr. Pontiac on the inside. Buttmunch went to the outside to attempt to then pass me on the inside and I jumped into the other lane and passed the boogermobile and scraped off Buttmunch as well. So Buttmunch had to look at my taillights all the way to Hillsborough (grant you, I was clocking along at a good clip.)
Then in Hillsborough he's on and off my ass, and I gun the engine at a yellow light and yes I know that's dumb but HA HA HE GOT CAUGHT and I screamed on through. It was SO AWESOME.
So, I apologize for any insufferability.
1. Got to the library FIRST and reclaimed MY SPOT from the other woman, who gave me a sidelong glance as I cheerfully typed away. I was so thrilled that I listened to "Kick Your Ass" by Zorak about five times.
2. Last night on my way home there was this jerk who was right up my ass all the way through Belle Meade, to the point where I couldn't see his taillights. A little judicious tapping of the brake failed to get this buttmunch to back off and I couldn't go any faster thanks to a pokey Pontiac and a boogermobile (aka minivan) up ahead. So when 206 split into two lanes, I called upon Passat power and did this incredibly stupid slalom move where I took Mr. Pontiac on the inside. Buttmunch went to the outside to attempt to then pass me on the inside and I jumped into the other lane and passed the boogermobile and scraped off Buttmunch as well. So Buttmunch had to look at my taillights all the way to Hillsborough (grant you, I was clocking along at a good clip.)
Then in Hillsborough he's on and off my ass, and I gun the engine at a yellow light and yes I know that's dumb but HA HA HE GOT CAUGHT and I screamed on through. It was SO AWESOME.
So, I apologize for any insufferability.
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Date: 2003-03-14 09:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-14 10:09 am (UTC)I don't know if it's good enough to be a reward or not, but as promised I do have fic. *wiggles eyebrows*
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Date: 2003-03-15 07:25 am (UTC)