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This has been amusing me all morning. It's from my "365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" desk calendar.

"The biggest trouble we've got with safety is the cheese - it's a missile. We can't guarantee anybody's safety here. We put signs up and boundary fencing, but you can't stop the cheese, not completely."

Tony Pither, chairman of the Cooper's Hill (U. K.) Cheese Rolling Committee, commenting just before the yearly race in which contestants chase rolling rounds of Gloucester cheese down a hill

And remember,

no matter how hard you try

you can't stop the cheese.
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