your moment of juvenilism for the day

[moonwise]

FART JOKES ARE FUNNY YOU GUYS

J. Michael Straczynski on some of his early work on Real Ghostbusters

I knew Lorenzo Music while we were doing the show, but not afterward; we never really hung out or anything. He's a roundish, friendly kind of guy. We always had to separate him from Frank Welker and Maurice LaMarche in the sound studio, because if they were *ever* in close proximity, all kinds of hell would break out.

One day they got into a competition to do celebrity farts... little Doris Day squibs, a George C. Scott roller... we managed to keep it together until Frank let fly with his version of a William Conrad thunderer ...which went on and on and on... windows blew out... buttons flew off shirts... and when it finally came to its conclusion, *no one* was able to do *anything* for about twenty minutes. Shut *everything* down. No one could keep a straight face or get a line out. And Frank just sat there, smiling innocently.