Notes from the disgruntled

[moonwise]

Dear Hugo Chavez,

Please do not listen to Pat Robertson. He is a bona fide fruitcake. I don't know why anyone is paying attention to him in the first place.

Dear OCD gym room,

Whoever keeps putting on the Food Network during their workout should be taken out into the street and shot without trial. Let this be a warning to you.

Dear CC board,

If anything else is wrong with my documents, I will beat you with a stick.

Dear Biotin-BMCC,

Please dissolve in something or I will spit on you.

Love, me.

Comments

[wpl510.livejournal.com]

"Whoever keeps putting on the Food Network during their workout should be taken out into the street and shot without trial."

My personal favorites are the people who take the elevator up to use the stair climber machines. But that's just me.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Will the Biotin-BMCC dissolve in your spit?

And in my own variation,

Dear Food Network,

Stop cooking things and not sharing with your neighbours.