Biscuit loves to hide under the Christmas tree. This provides her endless entertainment.
Biscuit: Foot ninja!
Me: Stop it.
Biscuit: Foot ninja!
Me: STOP it.
Biscuit: Foot ninja!
Me: STOP IT.
Biscuit: Foot ninja!
Me: STOP IT, you wretched beast!
Biscuit: I love Christmas.