huh what?

Once in a while, I like to look at the eBay auctions for Japanese anime collectibles to see what the highest-priced items are. Like, official FFVII Materia going for $800, etc.

Today I saw this auction:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50344&item=5972516471&rd=1

*boggle*

Trouble is, this person seems not to realize that there are cosplayers in droves who will happily pimp out for a distributor, even if some free swag is not offered.

I love all the conditions, too. For $1000, I'd maybe consider wearing a moogle outfit for an afternoon.