*clunk*

Can someone come wash the kitchen floor for me?

Pllllllease?

I think I'm finally done with the Christmas baking. It's a bumper crop this year - lots of goodies to pack up and give to people.

It's snowing outside, which almost offsets that my husband is pissed off and whistling loudly off-key because we have just found out that we are to spend Christmas dinner with my sister-in-law's trailer trash parents.

And of course my inlaws aren't picking up the phone. God forbid.

*sigh*