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You know you've been playing too much Dynasty Warriors when you're walking through the labyrinthine halls of your workplace and keep hoping a general will come along so you can swat him off his horse and steal it to move faster.

Nameless Bodyguards 1 and 2, you did not die in vain. Lu Bu got his ass kicked and now I have the Red Hare saddle. The rest of you get a pay raise and a week off.