I am in one weird mood right now

"Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

[chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

[chorus]

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!"

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I saw this on leonhart5's journal and did it for a laugh... and now I'm in stitches.

I told you I was in a weird mood.

"DORKY HERBERT"
by ARAFEL

My DORKY HERBERT,
IMMOBILIZED BRILLIG is the time.
Come on baby,
I will DAILY make you mine.


You can't JUMP my love.
We are like 46 CHEESES in a EAST JBIP
Oh yeah honey,
We are like 46 CHEESES in a EAST JBIP


CHORUS:

HERBERT you are my FLUFFY OSTRICH for sure.
If I had ANTHRAX you'd be my cure.
The PAPER of OSHKOSH can't hold a light.
The CRASS night, and everything is alright.


Please baby, don't OBFUSCATE with my NOSE.
Don't PERKILY CRAWL me today.
I love you too much.
Please, I Just want to see your LOW way.


I know our SHINY love will last for NANOSECONDS
I will be there for NANOSECONDS
Oh yeah, POOKIE!
NANOSECONDS, NANOSECONDS, and NANOSECONDS


CHORUS:

HERBERT you are my FLUFFY OSTRICH for sure.
If I had ANTHRAX you'd be my cure.
The PAPER of OSHKOSH can't hold a light.
The CRASS night, and everything is alright.

Make your own Mad Libs love song!