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The Random Thought Files, FFX edition
Blitzball sucks. No, it blows. No, it both sucks and blows. Can't I just fight monsters and watch the game?
If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.
Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.
My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!
There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.
I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.
That's about all for now.
If Tidus does not keep his yappy mouth quiet during battles, I am going to sit on him and tape his mouth shut with duct tape.
Auron is just so damn cool. If Sephy and Squall magically had a baby, it would be him... from Masamune redux to the scar across one eye. But those sunglasses and the rumbly voice are all his own.
My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... YOW! Do that again, babe!
There's definitely something going on between Wakka and Lulu. There was some non-televised locker room comfort that was most suggestive.
I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing mind games.
That's about all for now.
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Thanks for putting a dagger in the last remaining hopes I might have of enjoying it. =P
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As for Auron... well, he's got the jug. Whenever I see Auron and the jug, I instantly think of 'The Brak Show' episode 'Expiration Day'. I don't know why, but I just do. It's rather funny. ^_^ (Oh! He finally showed his arm? Kewl)
Lulu and Wakka... yeah, that's a potential couple. But I predict Rikku/Wakka fics will be the norm. Errr, I haven't checked the FFX fic section at FF.Net lately sooo.... but I wonder when the doujinshis (sic) with her and x2 size 'jugs' on the cover will appear on eBay. *shudder*
One last note- I agree, Why is it all the main FF heroines (except Dagger from FF9) are so sugary sweet that it kills you? I like Aeris and all, but I've realized she's too goody-goody for my tastes. (Hey, a lime. There ya go! X)
Okay.... now I really gotta get FFX. *lol*
*Pssssst- Now I have this idea of a SephyxAuron fic. AAAAAAAAACK! That would be more bizzare than...*
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But I do like Lulu's personality a lot better than Tifa's, even if she's gotta keep extra roles of double-sided tape on hand (thanks to Arafel for clearing up that mystery). =P
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You're welcome to him, btw, I'd kill him within three hours. Hyperactive Zell clones aren't my type.
The slash doujinshi and the mega-hooter dj's are out already.
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>Blitzball sucks. No, it blows. No, it both sucks and blows. Can't >I just fight monsters and watch the game?
Juuust the element I had been looking forward to (NOT) in the game. So... it sucks and is majorly "fun" hm ? Why does that not surprise me ? At least with the card game you had a chance of winning by pure luck. Racing Chocobos on a virtual track was so much more fun.
>My muse is off sulking in the corner because last night while I >was playing FFX, Auron slipped half his robe off his shoulder... >YOW! Do that again, babe!
LOLOL ! Poor L.... is he getting tad bit jealous he hasn't as much mysterious aura and cool to offer as Auron ? :) Awww....
>I predict that shortly there will be a bitch fight between Tifa
>and Lulu for who has the bigger hooters and who has the more
>provocative dress. Cloud is selling tickets, 100 gil a seat.
I think that could be a mean bitchfight, Tifa's fists are famous... she doesn't just stick to using her nails.
Cloud boy is quite the entrepreneur isn't he ? As soon as he saw my CD burner he started offering unofficial CD copies on internet... I think the burner will be going day and night.
>There will also be a fight between Yuna and Aeris, the two staff-
>wielding sorceresses. Loser has to suck on limes until some of the
>sugar in her personality is diluted. One can't count Rinoa out of
>this, but she's been in the middle of an extended whine for a
>month, and besides, she isn't useless in a fight.
LOLOL ! Extended whine ? LOLOL ! I can imagine that. So Yuna is as useless as Aeris was in a bad situation ? Hmmm.... Fun... no...
Lime sucking ? Heh heh heh.. has anyone told you have a razor sharp wit ?
>Sephiroth is very cheesed off that someone else would dare lay
>claim to the name of his sword, so if I were Auron, I'd watch my
>ass. Literally and figuratively; you just never know about these
>insane SOLDIERs with dominance issues and a penchant for playing
>mind games.
Heh heh, I'd watch my ass if I were Auron-san too, stealing the sword's name is close to a challenge... for something... but maybe that's what Auron wants...?
But that explains why my dear muse has been sitting down on the quay for 2 days now sulking and ocasionally muttering something about "where did I go wrong to have them copy my sword's name ?" and "this horrible place with too low voltage to dry hair properly"... not even milk and cookies could cheer him up. I'm calling Zack right after this so he can come over and offer some cheering up. Vincent isn't the best cheerer up.
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L is a tad jealous, but the last time he felt threatened, he supplied me with three pages of text so... :) But he's not as enigmatic as Auron, that's for sure.
I think that could be a mean bitchfight, Tifa's fists are famous... she doesn't just stick to using her nails.
That's certainly true, but Lulu's got strong magic and all those cute plushies. The boys are just hoping that there will be some clothes ripped during the fight.
Lime sucking ? Heh heh heh.. has anyone told you have a razor sharp wit ?
*grins* I believe you just did. But you're the first.
Your poor muse, I think yours and mine are going to get together for some beers and military songs. It could get ugly if they both get drunk and start comparing how much damage they could do with each of their oversized weapons. Drag Zack on in and I'll keep the other one entertained.
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Hmmm.... so is the Blitzball numbers based like the cardgame or control based like the mini games in FF7 ?
Is it a kind of in game strategy game ? or action game ?
I think L tells himself that aura and mystery can't beat charm and smiles in the long run. ;) But supplies his writer with some inspiration to make sure he gets some stories. :)
Yes I think the bitch fight audience need a few bowls to collect the surplus drool *hands out barf bags to save the floor*
Thanks for the warning, that could get very ugly indeed. A drunk muse is not a pretty sight and a drunk muse showing off his weapon and magic in pride issues is an even uglier sight. *picks up phone to call the SOLDIER barracks in Midgard*
Hello ? May I speak with lieutenant Zack Odegard pls ?
Yes, I'm a relative and yes this is an emergency.
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blitzball. What a waste of time,when i could be out killing
things.Auron is definitely the coolest player in the whole
group.Every time i see Auron up close with the glasses,
i think..Hey those are Elvis shades! And the hair too,
wonder if he's doing shows in vegas. O_o
Not sure how far anyone is in the game,so i won't ruin it,
but it's very easy to see that Auron isn't exactly telling
the most important aspect of himself. If you've been to the
Farplane,you know what i mean.
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Hmmm... looking forward to Auron's secret... heh heh. I just made it up the Highroad to Djose. That was a tough trip. Lost to the summoner chick, gonna have to try that one again. :P
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Yeah, I've pretty much decided that Wakka will just have to do without some things. No it has nothing to do with my jealousy toward him and Lulu. Honest! *drops kicks Wakka into the river*
Errr...
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BTW, I redid that one battle with the poison plant boss, and won the MP sphere again. This time I'm just going to save it until I can find a better spot to use it--and use it on ther right person. I'm tempted to use it with Tidus, since he's learned haste, and he has virtually not MP to go with it. =_=, but I think Lulu will end up getting it, especially when she gets her bigger spells--for now I don't have a problem running out of MP with her.
I also got a Luck sphere too, but I'm definitely going to save that for Rikku--anything to boost stealing proficency. ;)
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Yep, I was saving the Luck Sphere for Rikku too. The better the Steal, the more stuff you get!
Have you found that you can steal more than once from the same creature?
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Oh, Lovely Annoyances...
*Sephiroth and Squall look at one another and swallow loudly*
*Seifer starts laughing*
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You know, if you think about Lulu's dress, how the hell does she even MOVE in that thing without it falling down? :D Also, i'd go with her for biggest hooters and most provocative dress. At least Tifa wasn't ready to "flop out" of her dress.
Now that I've made myself out to be a complete and total perverted idiot, I'll be quiet. ^_^;