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moonwise ([personal profile] moonwise) wrote2004-09-01 04:00 pm
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Finally, a presidential candidate I can get behind

Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] gojiraeight

VOTE CTHULHU 2004

Where the candidate stands on important positions

Honestly, the way Indecision 2004 is going, I think I will vote for Cthulhu. It would be an improvement.
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins* Honestly? I wouldn't blame you. It starts looking a bit sad when the best campaigning for change all comes under the banner of 'Hey, he's not the other guy.'

Though on second thoughts, I might occasionally miss KFC....

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
But you'd still have Taco Bell! And Pizza Hut! Surely, fried chicken is a small sacrifice.

[identity profile] memlu.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd vote for that guy!

[identity profile] gojiraeight.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Cthulu says not to refer to him as a "guy" but as an Other God From Beyond Space and Time you puny human!

[identity profile] memlu.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I am wretched! What must I do to restore favor?

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ritually sacrifice yourself. That should work.

[identity profile] memlu.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, dammit. Would offering a younger brother work as a substitute?

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
The great and Almighty Cthulhu requires a snack, and it does not matter whether it is you or your younger brother.

[identity profile] memlu.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Score!

[identity profile] pointedview.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I do wonder how many write-in votes Cthulhu gets each election.

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
At least three now, by my count.

[identity profile] scathachdhu.livejournal.com 2004-09-01 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)


At least he's honest about wanting to fuck us over. Can't ask for more than that.

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2004-09-02 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Plus, the overpopulation problem would be solved in a jiffy.

[identity profile] fireceremony.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 11:34 am (UTC)(link)

I think it sounds like a good idea. ;)

I'm so proud that you'd vote for the greater evil. ;))

Ia ia cthulhu fthagn!

We expect to sell a lot of the Cthulhu for presidents t-shirts...

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The greater evil already runs the country, so Cthulhu would at least be honest. :D

Ia! Nub-Shiggurath, the Goat with a Thousand Young!

(I'm sure I spelled that wrong. O_o)

[identity profile] fireceremony.livejournal.com 2004-09-06 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)

Oh yeah, Cthulhu would at least be straightforward about his plans. ;)

Shub Niggurath - a twisted kind of fertility "deity". :)

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