KITTY LOEV INTERNETS

[moonwise]

Me: Hm, I think I'll check my email.

Biscuit: YOU ARE GOING ON INTERNETS AGAIN. LET ME HELP YOU! INTERNETS ARE MY FAVORITE!

Me: Oh Biscuit, you're right in front of the screen.

Biscuit: THINGS ARE APPEARING! WHAT CAN THIS BE? I POUNCE NOW ON ANDERSON COOPER!

Me: *tries to look around cat butt*

Biscuit: WHAT IS LITTLE ARROW THINGY? IT RUNS AWAY, LIKE THE ELUSIVE RED DOT! WHY CAN'T I CATCH IT? *paws all over screen*

Me: CAT. Stop it.

Biscuit: *sneeze* YOUR MONITOR IS NOW BLESSED!

Me: Caaaaaaaat. *cleans screen with Windex*

Biscuit: NOW I WILL CHEW ON YOUR SPIDER PLANT.

Comments

[morgi.livejournal.com]

Biscuit: *sneeze* YOUR MONITOR IS NOW BLESSED!

*dies laughing*

[arafel.livejournal.com]

She's had the sneezies for about a week. Say it, don't spray it.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I love these stories.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

That's why I keep posting them!

[dougras.livejournal.com]

Biscuit, darling, kittens are not herbivores.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Tell that to the plants she's destroyed.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

LOL. Ah, Biscuit! She's so adorable!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

She's a little stinker. :)

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

I love, love, love, love the Biscuit entries. This?

I POUNCE NOW ON ANDERSON COOPER!

*laughs out loud!*

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It was a two-paw pounce!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

He is a good-looking fellow, indeedy.

[dreamsmith.livejournal.com]

You channel Biscuit in with a scary degree of believability (and funny, too).

My Shayla also sits on my hands/keyboard, and tries to pin/squish the little moving arrow.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Oh good, I'm not the only one with a cat butt in the way. XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

NOW I WILL CHEW ON YOUR SPIDER PLANT.

I recall that spider plants are pretty resistant to that kind of treatment, at least XD

[arafel.livejournal.com]

It's very hard to kill a spider plant, which is good, because Biscuit gave it her best shot. We had it down in our dining room, and she would take flying leaps at it and start eating. The poor plant looked like it had gotten a crew cut. I brought Spidey up to our bedroom, which we keep closed during the day, so it's slowly recovering. XD

[grandlarseny.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, oh man, I love your Biscuit stories!