YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP

[moonwise]

Teens use IMs to avoid embarrassment

ETA: Phone call to Jimmy Dean from disgruntled customer

You all need to listen to this.

Comments

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything intelligent to say--I'm really just here to use this icon.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

How apropos!

(ps. listen to the phone call, it's hysterical)

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Somebody needs their ass kicked.

That man's serious about his sausage. XDDDDD

[arafel.livejournal.com]

What I'm not sure about is whether each one of them was eating a whole sausage. Holy crap.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

I thought he was complaining that the smaller package can't be split among all of them whereas the old 16oz package could. Because a couple dozen eggs and some t-bone steak just don't stretch as far as one would think.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

That's where I lost it too. I can't imagine how massive that family must be.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

...oh, god, "text message breakup" would be an EXCELLENT band name. *copyrights*

[arafel.livejournal.com]

If Kelly hadn't already used it as a song, maybe.

I assume you've seen "Text Message Breakup?"

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

...no?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

You can't text message breakup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M)