prepare for fallout

[moonwise]

This public service announcement was brought to you courtesy of jaina. I'm sure it some kind of spoiler so:



The good news: Sephiroth is in KH.

The bad news: Lance Bass, as in "I wanna go to space on the space shuttle" Lance Bass, as in Member of Crappy Boy Band, voices him.

There, there, Sephy.

Comments

[hidetomatsumoto.livejournal.com]

That would be so freaky, having played FF7 with text only, and now they have voices, Lance Bass, no less. @_X

That is disturbing on both counts actually...

Great...

[draven3.livejournal.com]

*shudders* oh god, they're trying to get into everything aren't they?

[taransay.livejournal.com]

Oh dear gods... no... Or should that be, 'why'? *twitches* Poor Sephiroth...

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

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Those worthless creatures. They will pay. Oh yes.

Ahem. You'll have to excuse me, I was playing FFVII until 2:30 last night, and for embarrassing reasons that shall remain unmentioned, I watched the Jethro (Cloud) flashback twice.

>^..^

[arafel.livejournal.com]

You'd think that it wasn't bad enough that every fool in the universe thinks they can cosplay him, but nooo... they have to go add insult to injury and get an boy band member to lend his voice.

[leadfill.livejournal.com]

don't hurt me for asking - but what's KH?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Kingdom Hearts. :) It's a new Disney-Square crossover PS2 game.

[leadfill.livejournal.com]

and there's FF characters in it?

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Ya, so far we know of Squall, Aeris, Yuffie, Cid Highwind, Cloud/Vincent, Wakka, Tidus... and Seph. I guess. Poor Sephiroth.

hrm

[vorago.livejournal.com]

I did not know that.
Squall changed his name to Leon for KH, too.

But maybe Lance Bass isn't that bad of a choice. I mean, I always imagined Sephiroth as having a Joker-esque voice, just a little more raspy. Definitely something in the upper octaves. Maybe like Seymour from FFX, but a little more animated. Or something. So maybe I won't hate it...and...

Ok, I'm done.

Ok, I'm not done. God, I hate people who cosplay Sephiroth. Especially fat guys. More people should cosplay Eminem. Especially fat guys.

Ok, I'm done.

Re: hrm

[arafel.livejournal.com]

You hate people who cosplay Seph? It's a good thing that you haven't seen the other installments of my Bad Cosplay Awards. I take great delight in finding all the worst Sephiroths. And man... there have been some doozies.

I don't know.. I've thought that Sephiroth would have a low tenor voice with an evil basso rumble in it. But god, that's an insult to have N'Stink in on it.

[fireceremony.livejournal.com]

*is caught tinkering with the wires in the space shuttle that Bass is taking*

Too late, the VAs already done you say ? Dang and my plan of eradic... I mean making the Square officials realize having Bass VA'ing Sephy was a very very very very very bad idea now goes down the drain.

On to plan B.

I suddenly feel an overwhelming uncontrollable urge to apply much much pain to the entire team of US Square execs... wonder what caused that...

[wickedorin.livejournal.com]

I just saw the screenshot of Sephy looking gorgeous in a Playstation magazine yesterday... thank god I didn't have time to read any further, I'd have dropped dead right in the middle of Target... what a way to go...

*sobs* *as do her muses*

[fourish.livejournal.com]

My two bits (since it matters so much :)-- I've always thought that Sephiroth is an essentially Japanese character, so his voice should reflect that. Something like the evil biseinen in many animes-- cool, collected, crisp, a bit nasal, but deadly just beneath the surface. If I could make a good comparison I would.

Oh yeah, and I just got KH, so I'll keep you posted about it, if you're curious... ^^