Cat

[moonwise]

Dear Biscuit:

You do not get to sit on my mousepad in doorstop position and then act all pissed off when I use the mouse. You knew what you were getting into. Brat.

Love,

me

Comments

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

You are a human: you are automatically in the wrong and should be ashamed for daring to harsh her fun.

This is the gospel according to all felines.

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

Oh biscuit, it's nice to see her keeping up her usual ruling-the-roost routine!

[pointedview.livejournal.com]

She is clearly trying to save you from vermin by lying in wait for the "mouse." ;) Really, you ought to be thanking her!