Word to the Bleach rantiness. Dude, the fact that they used Chizuru as the "omg teh gay love" perspective character should say something--she's one of the most ridiculous characters. Maybe some of these are just too worried that their precious series about hot men banging each other with giant phallic symbols might seem a little too gay. (Though I completely agree with you re: Ichigo's dick. You made me sporfle out loud!)

I think that would be a fun amv. Cheesy, yes, but fun. You know, here's another area where Ichigo and Renji kind of match--Renji isn't dumb about his feelings for Rukia, just about what to do regarding them. There's no epiphany of love o anything, he already knows. Whereas Ichigo is kinda clueless about his feelings in general, but he at least knows what he should be doing.