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Biscuit: Want to go outside.

Outside.

Outside right now.

Please let me outside.

*paws on back door*

Outside outside outside.

Outsiiiiiide.

Didn't you hear me?

OUTSIDE.

OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE.

Me: Fine.

*harnesses Biscuit and puts her out in the garden*

Biscuit: OHSHIT SCHOOL BUS GARBAGE TRUCK LAWN MOWER WANT TO GO INSIIIIIIIIIIDE

Me: *lets cat back in*

Biscuit: Outside.

Date: 2010-09-16 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snuzzlebunnies.livejournal.com
I love these. Jimmy and I use "all human food is delicious" on the dogs all the time ^_^

Date: 2010-09-20 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
Will they eat natto? XD

Date: 2010-09-20 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snuzzlebunnies.livejournal.com
Dono but they will eat poop so close enough right?

Date: 2010-09-16 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaeologist-d.livejournal.com
Ha! Oh, Biscuit. I love your cat!

Date: 2010-09-20 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
She's a big silly. :)

Date: 2010-09-16 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com
Cat Logic. It's not that logical.

Date: 2010-09-20 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
From her point of view, this would be solved if the stupid humans would leave all the doors open, all the time.

Date: 2010-09-20 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
Ha ha ha, that's about right.

Date: 2010-09-18 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pointedview.livejournal.com
Thank you for this. :) Dear Biscuit: We have never met, but stories about you always make me smile.

Date: 2010-09-20 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com
She's a fairly ordinary cat, but she's easy to caption. :)

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